Das schöne Wuppertal

Düsseldorf Airport, passport control. I give my passport to the border policeman. He notices I'm from Wuppertal.

Policeman: 'So what's the best thing about Wuppertal?'
Me: 'Erm, the Schwebebahn?'
Policeman: 'No - the road out of it.'

Hahaha. Very funny. Not.

(Why do I always live in the cities that are the laughing stock of the nation?)